April222014
9PM
“People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.” Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

(Source: cachaemic, via thespanishperquisition)

7AM

cupcakesforcastiel:

themunchkym:

benedick-cumslut:

IS TIME MOVING FASTER OR AM I JUST BECOMING MORE AWARE OF HOW SHORT A YEAR REALLY IS BECAUSE CHRIST ITS ALREADY JULY

Your years are getting shorter proportionally to your life. Every day, you’ve been alive more than you were a year before.

A year for a 1 year old is their WHOLE LIFE and a year for a 5 year old is 1/5th of their life. Your fractions just keep getting smaller, making your years seem shorter.

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This gif will be in my nightmares

(via youmustbenedstarksbastard)

7AM

aeryndex:

x90dontmesswithme38x:

bluedogeyes:

Prince charming by ladyskorpia

"I found him.
I found my soulmate.
Behold my idiot as he spazzes into the sunset”

you don’t know how much i laugh at this every time i see it

I’m having mental images of Hansel hanging upside down in a tree …

(via xzienne)

7AM
1AM

creatureofthelights:

socimages:

Snickers mocks the idea that men can respect women.

This is one of the most demoralizing ads I’ve seen in a long time. It’s an Australian ad for Snickers in which construction workers on a busy city street yell pro-feminist comments at women, like “I’d like to show you the respect you deserve” and ”You want to hear a filthy word? Gender bias” and “You know what I’d like to see? A society in which the objectification of women makes way for gender neutral interaction free from assumptions and expectations.”

The construction workers are actors, but the women on the street are (or appear to be) real and their reactions authentic. The first thing women do is get uncomfortable, revealing how a lifetime of experience makes them cringe at the prospect of a man yelling at them.  But, as women realize what’s going on, they’re obviously delighted.  They love the idea of getting support and respect instead of harassment from strange men.

This last woman actually places her hand on her heart and mouths “thank you” to the guys.

And then the commercial ends and it’s all yanked back in the most disgusting way. It ends by claiming that pro-feminist men are clearly unnatural. Men don’t respect women — at least, not this kind of man — they’re just so hungry they can’t think straight.

The twist ending is a genuine “fuck you” to the actual women who happened to walk by and become a part of the commercial.  I wonder, when the producers approached them to get their permission to be used on film, did they tell them how the commercial would end? I suspect not. And, if not, I bet seeing the commercial would feel like a betrayal. These women were (likely) given the impression that it was about respecting women, but instead it was about making fun of the idea that women deserve respect.

What a dick move, Snickers. I hope you’re happy with your misogynist consumer base, because I don’t think I can ever buy a Snickers bar again.  What else does your parent company sell? I’ll make a note.

Thanks to sociologist and pro-feminist Michael Kimmel for sending in the ad.

Lisa Wade is a professor of sociology at Occidental College. You can follow her on Twitter and Facebook.

I’m actually really glad someone said something about this after seeing the ad going around.

I legitimately thought the ending was the exact opposite, saying that that the dickheads that yell out normally were the ones not thinking straight, and that the guys in the ad were being genuinely nice because they weren’t hangry. Don’t get me wrong, the ad is kinda giving the sexist guys out there a scapegoat. But I would certainly disagree that the Snickers cooperation were saying “fuck you” to the feminist movement. Even if it was for no other reason than bad business.

April212014

death-rebirth-senshi:

sexecutive-outcums:

ooodle:

wat

what the everliving fuck

Why do people sexualize boobs when we could be doing this with them

(Source: lolgifs.net, via teahoiic)

April162014

laughboard:

lil dude just hugged a chicken

(Source: hannahbowl, via stars-in-stones)

7PM

me on my way to deliver a kiss to u

me on my way to deliver a kiss to u

(via eating-my-feelings)

6PM

alex-of-macedonia:

theplanlaugh:

So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing

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Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:

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Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.

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(via thewickedoldwitchisdead)

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